Post by witch_uma on Jul 21, 2006 0:46:26 GMT -5
YAY!Mah new and first parody!Yeah,a few warnings.This is a parody,so don't flame cuz it's stupid.This also has Boy Love,or "gayness" for homophobes,so no homophobic flaming!Yeah...So on with teh parody!
Chapter One:Meeting the Family
Once upon a time in a faraway land,there lived a girl named-A blue-haired girl that wore an eyepatch on her left eye muttered."I'm a guy. #_."Wait...SINCE WHEN HAS CINDERELLA BEEN A SHONEN-AI STORY?!(O.o)The g-err boy said"Since now!"Okay fine,there lived a boy named Akito!He lived w/ his ugly stepsisters-Another blue haired girl that wore his eyepatch on his right eye and a pink-haired girl appeared.The blue haired one said"I'M A F*CKING GUY,YOU RETARTED NARRATOR!(>.#)"The pink-haired girl yelled"I AM NOT UGLY!"Fine,fine!Let me contine!Akito was always forced to do chores and was never allowed to go to parties,because his stepfamily were rude,cruel-A blondish,brown-haired woman appeard and yelled"HEY!It's not my fault he's not my kid and looks like a girl!(>.<)"Can I continue?!(>.>)Rika said"Fine!"
Anyways,one day,the prince was hosting a fancy ball to find a bride and invited everyone.But Rika decided to leave poor Akito-chan behind."WHY ME?"He asked sadly"I WANT TO MEET THE PRINCE TOO!"Rika said"Because the prince wants a bride,not a groom!"Akito replied"BUT AGITO'S GOING!"Rika said"Uhh...Well,seeya!"Rika,Agito,and Simca ran out of the house,leaving poor Akito alone.Akito cried"I wish I could go to the ball..."The,he heard a crash behind him."Owwww..."Said a red-haired girl wearing glasses."WHO ARE YOU?!"Asked Akito.
END CHAPTER
So...Here's teh first chappie!Continueing tommorow!
Chapter One:Meeting the Family
Once upon a time in a faraway land,there lived a girl named-A blue-haired girl that wore an eyepatch on her left eye muttered."I'm a guy. #_."Wait...SINCE WHEN HAS CINDERELLA BEEN A SHONEN-AI STORY?!(O.o)The g-err boy said"Since now!"Okay fine,there lived a boy named Akito!He lived w/ his ugly stepsisters-Another blue haired girl that wore his eyepatch on his right eye and a pink-haired girl appeared.The blue haired one said"I'M A F*CKING GUY,YOU RETARTED NARRATOR!(>.#)"The pink-haired girl yelled"I AM NOT UGLY!"Fine,fine!Let me contine!Akito was always forced to do chores and was never allowed to go to parties,because his stepfamily were rude,cruel-A blondish,brown-haired woman appeard and yelled"HEY!It's not my fault he's not my kid and looks like a girl!(>.<)"Can I continue?!(>.>)Rika said"Fine!"
Anyways,one day,the prince was hosting a fancy ball to find a bride and invited everyone.But Rika decided to leave poor Akito-chan behind."WHY ME?"He asked sadly"I WANT TO MEET THE PRINCE TOO!"Rika said"Because the prince wants a bride,not a groom!"Akito replied"BUT AGITO'S GOING!"Rika said"Uhh...Well,seeya!"Rika,Agito,and Simca ran out of the house,leaving poor Akito alone.Akito cried"I wish I could go to the ball..."The,he heard a crash behind him."Owwww..."Said a red-haired girl wearing glasses."WHO ARE YOU?!"Asked Akito.
END CHAPTER
So...Here's teh first chappie!Continueing tommorow!
